Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Machinegun Mike

moochaholic

A parasitic person in your group that no one likes that expects to be treated like royalty.

Once again angry Phil wouldn't go in on the booze but he left drunk off his ass like the moochaholic he is!

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When someone slips a Gurken up your backside and slaps your ass so hard that pickle relish comes out.

My wife needed some relish to finish her deviled eggs so she gave me a pickle back.

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A guy named paul who keeps promising he's going to give everyone a hot carl but never does. Usually after he's had a few drinks.

Paul is tipsy again, he'll start doing his hot paul routine again.

I made fun of paul's shirt now he's in hot paul mode

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What happens when you're getting head and you slap your girlfriend in the face.

Man, I got 15 stiches after that warhead!

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After extensive anal sex, putting sprinkles on the swollen prolapsed rectum and licking them off.

Because he had a sweet tooth, Paul would have a Cambodian donut after anal instead of tossing a salad.

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