Snip

is one of the fuckin gayest internet connections ever fuck snip and fuck u bri

bri fucked snip up the ass

by max December 10, 2004

Justy

short for Justine, my gorgeuous beautiful girlfriend, who i love very very much

i love Justy more than anything in the world

by Max November 04, 2003

crab shoot

If you're going to have sex with a hoe and you don't know if she has crabs.

I slept with some whore last night and she was pretty damn dirty. It was a real crab shoot!

by Max August 20, 2004

Ely

The most amazing, beautiful, and incredible girl in the world. No one can compare, but she's taken! (see max)

Ely is a unique and beautiful snowflake.

by Max September 24, 2004

premonition

a feeling of an evil to come;
an early warning about a future event;

she had a presentiment that she would be raped by her lawyer!

by max September 17, 2004

SICK

ambiguous term that either means "wow what a commendable action", or an expression of utter digust.

gu: that beatrice just walked into that tall grass area
gu: and just pissed even though there were like 7 ppl at the bus stop
max: SICK.

Gu: i got a 90% on my math test.
Kenny: That low?
Gu: SICK.

by Max February 17, 2005

Shittoon

Any form of toilet that periodically requires emptying. Often implies that the receptical is unusually filty.

Dude! I ain't using no god damn public shittoon.

by Max January 05, 2006