MaTT's definitions

baka neko

Means stupid cat in japaneese but is more famous for the website run by Athey with drawing tutorials and a huge message board.

Baka Neko has helped me to become a much better artist.

by Matt January 19, 2004

school

Where they hire all of the Mean people whos jobs are to make your life hell. Its the place where you can go and fall asleep to the teachers voices. They allow you to do this, But then get all pissed when the exams come and you dont remember learning this Stuff... They Also will give you bad grades when you fail a test. The reason you mostly fail is because the smartest kid in the class has moved to the other end of the class

Teacher: YOU GOT A 64% on this test!!!
You: Thats passing...Isnt it?
(if this fails, then try the following)

Teacher: YOU GOT A 64% ON THIS TEST!!!
You: ITS YOUR OWN FAULT!!! YOU MOVED ME AWAY FROM THE SMARTEST KID IN THE CLASS!!! (then start crying and run out of the room)

by Matt January 15, 2004

P.D.

Pink diamond, its to call someone a pussy because a pink diamond is in the shap of and color of a vagina.

Pussy

by matt May 12, 2003

punis

A penis hidden inside a vagina. When a girl is aroused the penis comes out. Used to decribe a stupid/idiotic person.

I found out that i dont have a left arm: you punis, ur such an idiot

by matt March 11, 2003

sock badger

Creature which lives in washing machines and makes its nest with socks. Never been caught, but the presence of odd socks in the wash is evidence of their existance

The sock badger has been at my socks again.

by Matt February 27, 2005

pigravach

An versatile exclamation which can display exasperation, disgust, jubilation or endearment. Widely used in Halifax NS, and derived from the supposed Romanian translation for "pig".

Acceptable in almost any context, especially when painting.

PIGRAVACH!
YOU PIGRAVACH!
AAAAAAH!!! PIGRAVACH!

PIGRAVACHSKI! (fem.)

by Matt October 25, 2004

Sleeping Beauty

Ejactulating ropes of semen onto a girl's face while she sleeps.

I gave that girl a sleeping beauty last night.

by Matt October 20, 2003