MaTT's definitions

religion

"A sham and a crutch for weak-minded people who have strength in numbers."

-Jesse Ventura

Christianity, Islam, Buddhism, and Hinduism are all popular religions.

by Matt March 15, 2004

bangin

sometimes use by white kids wanting to be black to talk about their girlfiends and such.

(white kid)ralphie: You what up dog...
(ALSO WHITE)john: not much B
ralphie: man i gotta go back to my crib dog my girls there and she bangin

by matt May 24, 2004

Portable Stomach

A device such as a back-pack or fanny-pack used at an All-You-Can-Eat buffet by questionable individuals who wish to take food home with them. The use of a portable stomach must be clandestine, users caught shoving food into it are usually ejected from the premises.

"Chuch went to the Old Country Buffet, but got kicked out when he was feeding the Portable Stomach"

by Matt December 5, 2003

Idaho Shake

To take a shit on one leg and with the other leg dip your foot in the shit and smear all over someones face

Im going to pull an idaho skae on yur ass

by matt January 14, 2004

fashionably incognito

The state of one's dress when wearing dark-colored yet trendy/fashionable clothes at night so as to remain inconspicuous.

Person 1: Dude look, I'm wearing my Oakleys and my black cashmere Gap sweater and matching scarf, nobody can see me.
Person 2: Dude you're fashionably incognito! Like ohmygawd, where did you get those shoes??

by matt January 5, 2005

octoponnypussy

a girl that is stingy in that region of her body

that girl has an octoponnypussy

by matt May 30, 2003

Audioslave

A kick-ass band made up of ex-rage rage against the machine members and soundgarden's Chris Cornell

rage rocked hard, but audioslave rock harder!!

by matt May 20, 2003