MaTT's definitions

queerwig

synonym: gay, stupid, idiot, fucktard, wang-tard, wing-wang, wangalang, John Kerry etc.

Wraith you queerwig you scratched my anchor!

by matt August 30, 2004

kewl

a cute way of saying cool

Hey Boon, check out my new boxers!
They are so "kewl"

by Matt March 2, 2005

head whore

one who performs oral sex one too many times and becmes know as a SLUT or WHORE for it

Jackie is suck a head whore she sucks dick like its her damn job.

by Matt January 20, 2004

flanguage

no doubt the coolest way to talk, putting an f in front of choice words during conversation

dont pronounce it as "FAH"... let it flow continuously

"Dont be such a ftard!" (original use of flanguage)

"I'm so sick of eating fbananas."

"I like singing about fscat!"

by matt January 14, 2005

color

Miss-spelt version of colour. Originated as the use of the letter 'U' was a tad on the hard side for people to remember.

This is how not to spell colour.

by Matt May 13, 2005

Skinderella

A young lady who has risen from abject poverty and/or obscurity to become a famed porn star.

Jane took her lengendary blowjobs all the way from 7-11 carpark to the big screen to become the industry's greatest Skinderella.

by Matt January 1, 2005

wtp

wtp is the same as wtf only it mean what the piss, basically you can put any profane work in the the F

Kyle says: I just got pwned and I didn't even see him
Matt says: wtp he just smoted you hardcore

by Matt October 18, 2004