MaTT's definitions

grand slam

A foursome. Where as 'hitting a home run' means scoring with one chick, a grand slam means four runs so four chicks.

"I hit a grand slam home run last night."

by matt January 5, 2004

Burninate

The state of burning with great power, effectiveness, and effeiciency. The state of burnination is usually acheived by stepping on 10 peasants consecutavly without getting sworded, arrowed or 404'd.

Trogdor will burninate the countryside after he stomps 3 more peasants.

by Matt July 27, 2004

inferno

a feeling after butt-secks

my ass feels like a raging inferno.

by Matt January 9, 2004

spearchucker

one who throws spears made of wood at nearby wildlife or in some cases livestock. usually of native descent

those damn spearchuckers are at it again

by matt June 10, 2004

boguard

someone who keeps lighting the weed after its already burning,they try to get a bigger hit but their just being stupid

stop boguardin' the bowl

by Matt January 13, 2004

butt rape

Butt sex with someone who actually doesn't want butt sex. Go figure.

At first Bob was being butt raped by the entire prison, but soon turned into butt love.

by Matt September 3, 2003

guruchild

The funniest comedian on the Internet.

<Guruchild> women take the internet way too god damned seriously and involve all thcesarily complex emotions like we guys really need that bs in our nerd kingdom

by Matt March 11, 2003