MaTT's definitions

The Canine Special

Liberally apply peanut butter to your dick and call over the family dog. Lick Fido lick! Good Dog. Arf!

Also reffered to as the skippy

That black lab loves the canine special.

by Matt May 13, 2005

confuzlement

Being really confused. Usually involving an unclear subject.

"That was really confuzling..."

"That classes homework always leads to three things: Insomnia, frustration and confuzlement."

by Matt July 27, 2004

Millimeter Mosnster

A penis that is so incredibly small that it can only be seen with a microscope.

No girls will give a blowjob to Brian Roth because of his Millimeter Mosnster.

:Not even Chelsea.

by Matt May 17, 2004

Debaser

Debaser o debaser.

Quincy : Can I lick your pee-pee?
Debaser: Clancey can handle it..

by matt November 17, 2003

Yonkers

NewYorkDude:
The ghetto north of the Bronx is Mount Vernon, not Yonkers.

Yonkers has a superiority complex over sister city Mount Vernon.

by Matt November 9, 2004

Paintball

A game in which opposing teams use CO2 operated guns to propel a ball filled with paint at one another. When you are hit with the "paintball" you are considered "out of the game". This continues until the requiered objective is complete(usually capturing a flag or eliminating the entire opposing team).Special games of "Speedball" are often played where the players are in close proximity to each other, often using inflatable "bunkers" as thier only cover. The guns or "markers" as they are often referred to as, use CO2 or Nitro as a propellant for the shperical shaped projectile or "paintball". When fired at a high velocity, they are known to bruise or even break bare skin. This is why there is a common limit to how hard they can shoot usually around 300fps.

Now stop acting like little bitches arguing over whos better and SHUT THE FUCK UP!!

by matt August 23, 2003

Jonesy joke

when something is said and only one person in group laughs, then the rest of the group laaughs at the first person who was laughing.

Doug said that he saw a rabbid cat fish, all of a sudden Beau started laughing. Greg then said "oh god, not another jonesy joke"

by Matt March 2, 2005