MaTT's definitions

punis

A penis hidden inside a vagina. When a girl is aroused the penis comes out. Used to decribe a stupid/idiotic person.

I found out that i dont have a left arm: you punis, ur such an idiot

by matt March 11, 2003

sock badger

Creature which lives in washing machines and makes its nest with socks. Never been caught, but the presence of odd socks in the wash is evidence of their existance

The sock badger has been at my socks again.

by Matt February 27, 2005

iklo

good, exceptionally good. jump up and down and wet your pants good. that joygasm of no-work-all-play that jack so utterly adores.

"nah it's all good; i borrowed my brother's jacket. wha--HEY! a TWENTY! ...iklo!"

by matt February 2, 2005

polanis

Adj. - To really suck at every aspect at life and have a really shitty mustache. An all-around loser.

Also see choach.

"Haha, drop that slut, she's so polanis."
"I can't believe you fucked that up, you're so polanis!"

by matt March 2, 2004

sha sha

the short form of "shut teh fuck up" used when some one proves you wrong, but you do not want to admit it. or to simply shut someone up.

"Ryan you are wrong" "elizabeth sha sha"

by matt January 26, 2005

puke

The term used to describe a player with "good" alignment on a MUD. Usually used by the players with "evil" alignment.

Norso narrates: lots of dead pukes oermg
Erek narrates: that bree raid kicked ass

by matt June 4, 2003

the black dahlia murder

1.Excellent death metal band from Detroit. Recently released the album Unhallowed.

2.A Los Angeles murder case from 1947, unsolved.

Black Dahlia Murder played an awesome set.

Do you know who committed the Black Dahlia murder?

by matt December 13, 2004