MaTT's definitions

deuce deuce

The "feel good" shit you take the morning after a drunken bender (usually the 2nd shit that morning) that feels like you just shit everything out but in actuality you just opened the door for the next 17 shits you are going to take that day that will consist of pure butt piss!

Kirk: "Hey Matt, you okay? You were in the crapper for a while."

Matt: "You think that was bad, that was only the deuce deuce, I'll probably be in there all afternoon too!"

by Matt November 22, 2004

Stag

Going to a party alone, after being dumped or having a fight.

"I could be dry-humping Marie Curie at prom instead of going... STAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!" - Gandhi

by matt November 22, 2004

Kodak courage

An extra dose of courage and the tendency to go beyond one's usual physical limits when being filmed or photographed (from action sports such as skateboarding, snowboarding, and extreme skiing).

I was a bit nervous being the first to hit the jump, but when you're with the film crew you get that Kodak courage.

by Matt November 22, 2004

Right Angle

When u throw ur legs up back away from you. In a fashion so that it looks like a 90 degree right angle.

Joe "right angled" up to class.

by Matt November 23, 2004

Chevy

The only American made pickup truck with a heated tailgate *this way your friends' hands dont get cold when they push you in the snow*

"Wow mike look at those failures, they drive a chevy"
"yeah bob, i'm glad i dont have to push your FORD like that"

by Matt November 23, 2004

nubmuffin

kinda like a nubcake but much smaller

josh: hey matt, whats the password?
matt: same as usual, nubmuffin

by Matt November 23, 2004

cut-balls

Question where whatever you will answer will be wrong.

Girlfriend: Matt,do you watch porn?
Matt: *thinks* "ok, if I say no, I'm a liar, if I say yes, I'm a pervert."

by Matt November 23, 2004