fuck a duck

An alternative to "Well I'll be!"

"What? You were involved in a foursome? Well fuck a duck!"

by MadDog July 04, 2003

Intimate rest

to masturbate one's self in private

Yeah, i'm just off to have myself a quick intimate rest

by Maddog May 22, 2004

machinegunner

Given to a man/woman who has the duty to pleasure two girls at once using his fingers making a machine-gun like motion whilst in the process.

WOW! that guy is a real machinegunner look at him pleasure those bitches

by Maddog August 25, 2003

Lliswerry tash

Early top lip facial hair growth

Why do all pikeys sport a lliswerry tash?

by Maddog May 22, 2004