MaDDoG's definitions

Pubes in Batter

Onion bhaji

mmmm, i just love to eat pubes in batter

by Maddog May 22, 2004

chod

A fat little school kid

That ain't puppy fat son, your just a fat chod arse

by Maddog August 21, 2006

Valley Commando

Youths from the South Wales valleys out in local towns local for female company. Often seen with a toothbrush in the top pocket.

The Friday night valley commandoes are on the razzle again.

by Maddog May 22, 2004

fuck a duck

An alternative to "Well I'll be!"

"What? You were involved in a foursome? Well fuck a duck!"

by MadDog July 3, 2003