Definitions by MVT, the greek spoondog...

Cowboy Disintegrators

A pack of unfiltered marlboro reds

"you got any smokes?"
"I got a pack of Cowboy Disintegrators but I'm not sure you can handle them"

Cowboy Disintegrators by MVT, the greek spoondog... February 14, 2026

Math Teacher 

A person who hates children/teenagers but for some reason works with them

"Who's yelling like that?"
"It's the math teacher."

Math Teacher by MVT, the greek spoondog... September 15, 2025

Citroen Xsara Picasso 

An egg shaped minivan, which is one of the ugliest Citroens ever made other than the C3 Pluriel, an egg shaped roadster.

M: What car does he drive?
T: A Citroen Xsara Picasso.
M: Well, that's an ugly piece of shit.

Citroen Xsara Picasso by MVT, the greek spoondog... August 11, 2025

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What you type when you miss the delete buttton your phone's keyboard .

Meet me at the club tonighyĺ

ĺ by MVT, the greek spoondog... July 16, 2024