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www.sex.com 

The ultimate successor of pornhub, xhamster, tugtest, xxnx, and redtube. Basically it is almost a aggregator of porn and NSFW of the web. The only difference is that it is more regulated than PornHub, as all content is reviewed before hand by their staff, and requires all posters or content embeders to enter their address with proof for records, just in case child porn is found.

The only site that Trump's new Decembers pron laws will have the lightest impact on is sex.com.... because they were already doing what Trump is asking since the very beginning of www.sex.com.

www.sex.com by MST3K I like December 28, 2020

Japanese tug

Japanese women with big breasts.

Jame's Japanese girlfriend is a Japanese tug.

Japanese tug by MST3K I like December 27, 2020

gooey baroombas 

Baroombas that have been covered in semen.

Yo! I ejaculated on my Mexican girlfriend's baroombas. Now she has gooey baroombas.

gooey baroombas by MST3K I like December 27, 2020

Nashville Christmas Bomber 

See "Looney Maga Bomber".

To learn more about the Nashville Christmas Bomber, see Looney Maga Bomber.

Nashville Christmas Bomber by MST3K I like December 27, 2020

Looney MAGA Bomber

Basically a man named Anthony Warner that set off a suicide RV bomb outside of AT&T distribution building in Nashville, Tennessee on 2020 Christmas. The motives are said to be due to him being influenced by false hoaxes regarding 5G, according to the Daily Mail. It is also rumored that he was a red-neck republican.

The attack started of by him shooting gun shots, then telling everyone to evacuate on the RV loud speaker. Then starting a robotic female voice countdown timer, which at the same time played in the background both on the RV loud speaker the 1960's hit soul song by Petula Clark, "Downtown". The RV then exploded.

Due to the actions of the Looney MAGA Bomber, Christmas 2020 will be remembered as a sad day in Nashville, Tennessee.

Looney MAGA Bomber by MST3K I like December 27, 2020

molboob 

A female breast that has a mole on it.

Jame's girlfriend has a very big mole on one of her breasts, or should we say molboob.

molboob by MST3K I like December 27, 2020

legal Nevada prostitute

Basically a woman that has the authority and health clearance that is acceptable under the laws and regulations of the state of Nevada, that sleeps with men for money.

The reason why legal Nevada prostitutes are so clean is because they go thru state required health checks.

legal Nevada prostitute by MST3K I like December 27, 2020