11 definitions by MRCUDDLES

Noun: One who views their gender as superior to the other. This can go from men to women and from women to men. (maybe from men to men and women to women?)

Adj: Being discriminatory in some way against a gender.
1.
A. Reed claimed that women only exist for sex and to serve men by working in the kitchen. He is a sexist.

B. Sally claimed that men are pieces of useless garbage that only care about sex and are walking dildos. She is also a sexist.

2. You will find that most definitions of the words man and woman on this site are sexist.
by MRCUDDLES November 26, 2006
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Mathematically speaking, the obnoxious idea that it's OK for 56 to insult 82, but it's NOT OK for 82 to insult 56. Of course, 56 and 82 can be replaced with many different races, religions, etc.
#1:
A man sleeps with numerous women: Considered OK
A women sleeps with many men: Considered NOT OK

#2:
A woman physically hurts a man because she feels abused: ACCEPTED
A man physically hurts a woman because he feels abused: NOT ACCEPTED

#3:
A white person is successful: Assumed to be because of HARD WORK
A black person is successful: Assumed to be because of AFFIRMATIVE ACTION

#4:
A black person does poorly on a standardized test: Assumed to be because of BIAS in the test
A white person does poorly on a standardized test: Assumed to be because of LAZINESS, LACK OF EFFORT, etc.

#5:
A Christian is a very strong believer and mentions his love of God: Viewed as HEALTHY and PASSIONATE

An Atheist is very strong in his belief of no God: Viewed as CRAZY, CONFUSED, MISLEAD, etc.

#6
An Atheist views Christians as unaccepting as a group: Viewed as NORMAL and is ACCEPTED

A Christian views Atheists as unaccepting as a group: Viewed as being UNFAIR and DOGMATIC

...I could go on forever. Point is: DOWN WITH DOUBLE STANDARDS! People aren't that different, and double standards only enforce all kinds of discrimination! GRRRR...
by MRCUDDLES November 10, 2006
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When someone essentially insults themself in order to get sympathy from other people. A flirting tactic used by many girls.
Guy: Hi, what's wrong?
Girl: *sigh* I look awful today!
Guy: No you don't! You look absolutely wonderful!
Girl: No, I don't. Stop being nice.
Guy: I'm serious, you do! You're the most beautiful girl in the world, you couldn't look better!
Girl: I guess... but I'm stupid.
Guy: No you're not! You're 50 million times smarter than me!

... and this compliment fishing goes on. Don't fall for it, guys. It usually leads you to a girl who will dump you unless you compliment their every move and become their slave.
by MRCUDDLES September 22, 2006
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The feeling of misery/melancholy/depression that we all feel at some point, that is painful, yet necessary for us to feel the opposite, happiness.
I was overcome by sadness when my puppy died, but I knew it was times like this that made it possible for me to feel happiness.
by MRCUDDLES September 10, 2006
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