MOnica's definitions

Democracy

Democracy is where any two idiots can vote out a genius.

George Bush was elected for a second term over Kerry

by Monica April 9, 2005

Plinxters

Plinxters = lol. Thats all there is to it. It was invented because Monica decided she was bored with the word "lol" because you don't actually laugh out loud. So she made up a new word. Plinxters.

Friend: You're my favorite brick
You: Plinxters

by Monica May 7, 2005

bewer

derived from the townie term, then used in an ironic way to say that someone is either hot, or someone's girlfriend/boyfriend. as always, these things stop being used in an ironic way, and is now widely used and (less) widely accepted as an appropriate term.

'he was with his bewer'
'my god, he was a right bewer'

for examples of bewers-take a look at mcfly (excluding tom)

by monica August 13, 2004

dilmo

a cross between a dildo and a homo

"We all think that Andrew tends to act like a dilmo."

by Monica August 16, 2004

attitude pudding.

when you won't give up your pudding. not for ANYONE.

teacher "you can't eat that in here!"

me ~you-know-the-answer look~

by monica September 5, 2004

pickling

verb. when someone has dry humped with someone else and is too embarrassed to say dry fuck or dry hump, so in telling another friend what they did they call it pickling.

Oh my god cathy last night john was pickling me so hard i wanted to tear my clothes off but we were in my little sisters room watching a movie with her.

by monica September 23, 2004

friend

a person whom one knows likes and trusts

ur my friend come wipe my ass!

by monica May 13, 2005