Mish-Cunt

When a person in power, such as a professor, thinks that his or her shit doesn't stink; he is a dick and she is a cunt

My professor will not listen to any other viewpoint than her own; she is a Mish-Cunt!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2008

Starching Gym Socks

When a guy is beating off but doesn't want to make a mess, he cums into his or any gym sock around

MOCO had to get rid of his blue balls but didn't want to make a mess at his parent's house so he enacted starching gym socks!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 12, 2008

Pud Pounding

Beating off, rubbing one out, Knocking Down a Chub

AW is an expert at pud pounding; he will never get any pussy!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2007

Glazing the Ham

1) Blow job (where saliva adds wetness to the cock)
2) Fucking (where pussy juice adds wetness to the cock)

Some broads are experts at glazing the ham!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

Pylon

A monstrous cock; a monstrous dick

Chicks pile on the pylon; they can't get enough!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2007

Semen Therapy

When a guy fucks a woman without wearing a rubber (barebacking) so that when he unloads his semen (cum) into her pussy, she will become happy or happier; semen can also be unloaded down her throat to produce the happiness feeling

* Scientifically studied *

Lisa: (in a sad tone) I need your happy juice!

MOCO: Semen Therapy on the way!

Lisa: (after MOCO's explosion; in a happy tone) Thanks, I sure needed that!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 12, 2009

Butt Plunging

Butt fucking, ass fucking (the dick (plunger) tries to remove the shit from the ass)

Butt plunging is Briana Bank's favorite position!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2011