Definitions by MOCO & P-Phat

Roadette 

The female version of the Roadie:
1) If the guy is driving, he fingers the broad
2) If the broad is driving, the guy eats her out

Lisa performed the roadie; now MOCO wants to give her a roadette!

Roadette by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

Big Woodrow 

Huge dick; large cock; grand schlong

Lisa adores MOCO's Big Woodrow!

Big Woodrow by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

Snake Charming 

When a chick charms a guy's cock out of the fly of his boxers and sucks it (his cock is out and his balls are still inside his boxers)

Lisa is an expert at snake charming!

Snake Charming by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

Jude the Prude 

The opposite of 'Merv the Perv', a guy that does not have a potty mouth, a guy that isn't into kinky sex, a pussy

P-Phat is no Jude the Prude; he's more of a Merv the Perv!

Jude the Prude by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

Putting My Brisket in Her Basket

Fucking, banging

P-Phat: What are you doing tonight?

MOCO: I'm Putting My Brisket in Her Basket!

P-Phat: Yeah yeah!!!

Putting My Brisket in Her Basket by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

Jobbie Dawner 

Placing (making) a booty call between 5 am and 7 am

(related to Jobbie Nooner - noon (lunchtime) booty call)

Any guy would willing wake up for a Jobbie Dawner!

Jobbie Dawner by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

National Jerk Off Day 

In today's world, anyone can make up a holiday (i.e., Kwanzaa).

It has thus been declared that from this day on, April 2 will be known as National Jerk Off Day. Males of all ages should beat off on this day to their dick’s content! (Just because they can)

My African friend tells me that Kwanzaa is fake, but he believes in National Jerk Off Day!

National Jerk Off Day by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009