MOCO & P-Phat's definitions

That's NOT What She Said

The opposite of "That's What She Said"; when an innocent statement is interpreted sexually - lack of sexual skill, small pecker, etc. - when in fact the statement refers to something else

P-Phat: Dude, what do you think of my new loft?

MOCO: Dude, it's so small

P-Phat: That's NOT What She Said!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2008

T-Bone

Abbreviation for tubesteak; dick, cock

Helen was all over MOCO's T-Bone!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2008

Butt Plunging

Butt fucking, ass fucking (the dick (plunger) tries to remove the shit from the ass)

Butt plunging is Briana Bank's favorite position!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 28, 2011

Pitching & Catching

Positions involved in anal sex - usually, used to describe gay sex in which the pitcher is "pitching" (throwing) the heat and the catcher is "catching" (receiving) the heat

Batman & Robin

In a pitching & catching scenario, Tom Cruise is definitely the catcher!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2010

Big Woodrow

Huge dick; large cock; grand schlong

Lisa adores MOCO's Big Woodrow!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

Cooter-Shooter

A guy fucking a chick - when his cock explodes, he shoots his load either in or on a chick's twat (cooter)

John Holmes: I will be your cooter-shooter!

Chick: Hell yeah!!!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2010

Hot-Dogging

When a guy places and then thrusts his dick (hot dog) between a chick's ass cheeks (buns) - similar to titty fucking) - there is no penetration; just add mayo (cum); works best when the chick has a lot of "junk in the trunk"

How many guys have been Hot-Dogging with Kim Kardashian?

by MOCO & P-Phat February 28, 2011