Red River Shootout

When a guy fucks a girl who is on the rag (menstruating)

(His semen shoots at her red river)

The annual Oklahoma vs. Texas football game is NOT the Red River Shootout; it's the Red River Rivalry!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

Boner Off

When guys compete to see who gets to fuck a broad, the guy with the longest and fattest dick wins

MOCO always wins the Boner Off!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 13, 2007

N-T-A-C

No Talent Ass Clown

Completely useless person; idiot; douche bag; pud

Snooki is a N-T-A-C!

by MOCO & P-Phat October 21, 2011

Velvet Canyon

Pussy, twat, cunt, cherry pie

P-Phat dove into Becky's velvet canyon tongue first!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2009

Slick the Dipstick

Fucking, banging, having sex (the dick (dipstick) gets wet from the pussy juice)

MOCO loves to slick the dipstick!!!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2009

Twin Tetons

Tits, boobs, hooters

P-Phat loves large twin tetons!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2008

It's About Butthole Pleasures

Catch phrase that Mooj meant to say in "The 40-Year-Old Virgin"; life and sex are the best through a chick's pooper

Mooj: Life is about butthole pleasures.

Andy Stitzer: It's about butthole pleasures.

Mooj: It's not about cocks, and ass, and tits.

Andy Stitzer: Yeah.

by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2008