Red River Shootout

When a guy fucks a girl who is on the rag (menstruating)

(His semen shoots at her red river)

The annual Oklahoma vs. Texas football game is NOT the Red River Shootout; it's the Red River Rivalry!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 12, 2009

Tit Gut Fuck

When a chick has a big potbelly and you cannot get to her tits for a titty fuck, you stick your dick between her gut and her tits for a fuck

Lauren's belly is so fat that her husband must give her a tit gut fuck instead of a tit fuck!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2008

Jizz Toss

Aiming your climax to toss (shoot) it (your jizz) into your broad's mouth (Best used with The Footlong)

Edith caught MOCO's jizz toss last night!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2008

Two Fingers Deep

Fingering a twat with two fingers (usually the index and middle)

MOCO was two fingers deep in Colleen on Sunday!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2008

Crank Yanking

1. Beating off, jerking off, spanking off
2. Hand job

Hoes are pros at crank yanking!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2007

That's NOT What She Said

The opposite of "That's What She Said"; when an innocent statement is interpreted sexually - lack of sexual skill, small pecker, etc. - when in fact the statement refers to something else

P-Phat: Dude, what do you think of my new loft?

MOCO: Dude, it's so small

P-Phat: That's NOT What She Said!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2008

The Dupree

Jerking off at any time and place (usually involves Starching Gym Socks

In the movie "You, Me & Dupree", Dupree pulled off the Dupree in one of Carl's socks.

by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2010