Heat Seeking Missile

Dick, cock, prick, pecker
Her tight twat was no match for MOCO's heat seeking missile!
by MOCO & P-Phat June 17, 2007
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Beef Pole

A huge dick (greater than 12")
It takes a loose chick to accept a beef pole!
by MOCO & P-Phat June 16, 2007
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Stinkathon

Sex marathon (related to Stinkie Twinkie wherein your twinkie (dick) gets stinkie for hours on end!)
Some guys would like to have a stinkathon with Julia Stiles!
by MOCO & P-Phat October 21, 2011
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The Choker

A long, thick cock that a broad chokes on while trying to suck (blow) it
MOCO gave Colleen the choker but she couldn't choke it down!
by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2008
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Dick Slick

The large amount of cum deposited into a broad's cunt that the broad feels floating around inside her for several hours after sex

It's better than an oil slick!
MOCO: This morning I gave Lisa a dick slick!

P-Phat: I dick slicked Candice last week!
by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2010
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P-Phat: What are you doing tonight?

MOCO: I'm Putting My Brisket in Her Basket!

P-Phat: Yeah yeah!!!
by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009
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Tucson Steamer

Tying your victim's wrists and ankles to the bedposts then shitting on the person's face and leaving the person lying there until the shit dries(everything is dry in the desert)
GM deserves a Tucson Steamer!
by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2008
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