191 definitions by MOCO & P-Phat

Splanking

Sexual poisition:

The girl lays stretched out, face down on the bed (like a 'plank'); the guy straddles her and enters her from above and behind; his balls spank her ass with each thrust. Spanking + plank = Splanking! This position makes the pussy truly tight!

Bro 1: All chicks I have fucked love splanking!

Bro 2: What's splanking?

Bro 1: It's my signature move! The chick lies down like a plank and my balls spank her while I fuck her from behind!

Bro 2: That must make her pussy super tight.

Bro 1: That's the point!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2012

Mish-Cunt

When a person in power, such as a professor, thinks that his or her shit doesn't stink; he is a dick and she is a cunt

My professor will not listen to any other viewpoint than her own; she is a Mish-Cunt!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2008

Starching Gym Socks

When a guy is beating off but doesn't want to make a mess, he cums into his or any gym sock around

MOCO had to get rid of his blue balls but didn't want to make a mess at his parent's house so he enacted starching gym socks!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 12, 2008

Detroit Deuce

As a bimbo licks your asshole, you snap a deuce in her face/mouth and say "Now that's Detroit Style!"

Lindsay Lohan graves the taste of a Detroit Deuce!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2007

Sloppy Pop

A dick after is has been bitten, sucked, stroked and thus delivered its load

Tracy turns cock into sloppy pop!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2007

Polluting the Sheets

Fucking, banging, having sex

(the bodily fluids pollute the clean sheets!)

Who doesn't like polluting the sheets?

by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2009

Mr. Pooper

A guy who likes to take cock up his poop chute

Kevin is Mr. Pooper!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2007