Our leader next to the Sung Bung.He has slayed many a facist I.H.M. slave driver during his time in the rebellion. Hopefully he will lead us off the island of Aloysius soon so we can escape The Dimick.
by mike May 15, 2004
Get the Hagen Dasmug. cheep wine or 'bubbly goon' means cheep champagne. 'goon bag' is a cask wine. The colour (white/red) is irelevant, but must be cheep.
by mike October 27, 2001
Get the goonmug. Something that has surely lasted the wrath of time. Despite this, it is fundamentally wrong (every year we learn more about how religion is bullshit), and often racially intolerable (kill the Jews! Ok, now kill the Muslims! All right, whoever's left: kill the Buhdists!). Has been the cause of many great wars, including the most famous of all: the Crusades, of which there were seven, if I remember correctly. It is an excuse to murder, it is a scapegoat in all its forms (well, shit, I just shot my wife--GOD MADE ME DO IT! SHE WAS AN AGENT OF LUCIFER!!!).
I do not simply attack Christianity or Catholicism, no, ALL religons are based off a false worship of some supernatural being that simply is not there. There is no evidence for this (beyond, often, a book--e.g. the Bible--which can obviously not prove the existance of the text withtin it) and whole heaping loads of evidence against.
I like how C-can brings up "Atheists doing bad". What the hell kind of retort is this? What, not believing in God makes you a horrible monster? He listed THREE fucking people out of BILLIONS of atheists, past and present. Good job asshat, you've rebuked nothing. And let's get something staight: Hitler was a fucking Catholic. He murdered millions in his holy quest to destroy the Jews; he claimed he was "Doing the Lords work" and, upon the eve of his war on Russia, the Pope CONGRATULATED his efforts. Throughout the war he was not excommunicated.
In the Middle East countries war over something as silly as nonexistant entities. Since the begginging of recorded history man has made war on other men because they refused to worship the same invisible diety as another.
And for what? Something that doesn't even fucking exist. It's illogical; it's evil. If I could, I would wipe every religion from the face of the Earth and start fresh. Fuck religion. It solves nothing and creates all sorts of unnecesary shit.
I do not simply attack Christianity or Catholicism, no, ALL religons are based off a false worship of some supernatural being that simply is not there. There is no evidence for this (beyond, often, a book--e.g. the Bible--which can obviously not prove the existance of the text withtin it) and whole heaping loads of evidence against.
I like how C-can brings up "Atheists doing bad". What the hell kind of retort is this? What, not believing in God makes you a horrible monster? He listed THREE fucking people out of BILLIONS of atheists, past and present. Good job asshat, you've rebuked nothing. And let's get something staight: Hitler was a fucking Catholic. He murdered millions in his holy quest to destroy the Jews; he claimed he was "Doing the Lords work" and, upon the eve of his war on Russia, the Pope CONGRATULATED his efforts. Throughout the war he was not excommunicated.
In the Middle East countries war over something as silly as nonexistant entities. Since the begginging of recorded history man has made war on other men because they refused to worship the same invisible diety as another.
And for what? Something that doesn't even fucking exist. It's illogical; it's evil. If I could, I would wipe every religion from the face of the Earth and start fresh. Fuck religion. It solves nothing and creates all sorts of unnecesary shit.
by Mike January 4, 2004
Get the religionmug. EG 1.
happy monk guy- how are you today friend? are you happy?
guy- no! now go away!
happy monk guy- say gouranga it means be happy it will cheer you up
Guy- humph! gouranga...............he your right i feel happy already!
EG2.
when you play gta 1 you can usually find a line of monks (the orange guys) if you kill them all at once gouranga apears in big letters across the screen
happy monk guy- how are you today friend? are you happy?
guy- no! now go away!
happy monk guy- say gouranga it means be happy it will cheer you up
Guy- humph! gouranga...............he your right i feel happy already!
EG2.
when you play gta 1 you can usually find a line of monks (the orange guys) if you kill them all at once gouranga apears in big letters across the screen
by mike April 13, 2004
Get the gourangamug. A kid..wait no a cracker named Russle CaRRRrrRR that live on longisland and plays basketball with niggers and mexicans.
And a person who thinks he is God...but is not.
And a person who thinks he is God...but is not.
by mike September 26, 2004
Get the Dual Meaningmug. Laborious Extra-Orbital Vehicle
Large Mecha first designed to be used in constuction and riot control.
However now out-of-date compared to BAHRAM's Orbital Frames. From PS2 Game Zone Of the Enders.
Large Mecha first designed to be used in constuction and riot control.
However now out-of-date compared to BAHRAM's Orbital Frames. From PS2 Game Zone Of the Enders.
by Mike January 2, 2005
Get the LEVmug. tom servo is the reb gumball machine robot on the critically acclaimed tv show, Mystery Science Theater 3000. He makes most of the comments that have deep meaning, being built with a philosophical side.
by Mike December 3, 2004
Get the tom servomug.