MIke's definitions

blem

snout, baccy, fags etc. Prison slang for tobacco in Southern England. Also used for Marijauna.

Got any blem.

by Mike September 2, 2003

Noles

Shortened term for the "Seminoles" of Florida State University, the greatest college football team in all the land, and 2-time national champions.

He ain't good enough to play for the Noles, send him over to Gainesville.

by Mike March 11, 2005

Southington

this is were all hte wiggers come to play and try to act black so if your traveling dont come into southington the white people there are all on drugs

erik martin is a wigger

by mike December 17, 2003

windowze

the slang for for the windows operating system created by a disco geek named bill gates.

see reject
see windows
see cheap

i hacked ur shit windows box with an smb exploit.

by mike July 6, 2003

slayed

Derrived from slain, sometimes written 'slaid'.

Off the cuff real-life synonym of 'owned' or 'pwned'. Can be derogatory or supportive...

Mike: My girlfriend just dumped me.
Ellie: Oh, slayed!

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Nic: Oh man, Josh got totally slayed by that girl, she kicked him in the nuts!

by Mike May 13, 2005

ryde

A person of Canadian decent, who lives off fish and Moose.

Yo dude you are so ryde, why don't you go sleep in an igloo?

by Mike September 5, 2004

Bloody Bruce

Death from excessive loss of blood from the anus.

After Grant gave Ottis a pepper johnson Ottis' death was ruled as a Bloody Bruce.

by Mike November 27, 2003