jonny monnelly

Alchoholic racoon. A species that likes to get close to other people while talking, especially while intoxicated. The natural environment for the Monnelly is the bar. In his native habitat he is free from all cares and is oblivious to reality. His natural enemy is the Caldwell. When confronted with lame comebacks from the Caldwell the Monnelly usually becomes loud, and often times puts his finger in the intruding Caldwell's face. The Caldwell usually receeds into the bush and more debt after the altercation is finished. When in the bar the Monnelly gets red, especially
when boozed. Often the Monnelly steels catch phrases from the mad pimp McDonald. The Monnelly may become extict after this generation. The reasoning behind this claim is that when the Monnelly becomes boozed he is unable to obtain an erection. The Monnelly rarely gets laid. Not nearly as rare as the McDonald though. The diet of a Monnelly consists of cigarettes, beer and cocks. The Monnelly does not eat the cocks but merely sucks on the cocks to extract the white, rich nutritous creamy semen.
The Monnelly attacked the Caldwell with a barage of insults. The Caldwell retreated and the Monnelly became both increasingly red and boozed.
by mike August 08, 2004
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dooma

Dude i just smoked out of the dooma and im crazy stoned.
by mike April 21, 2005
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Yolk and gabble

A type of Vaginal discharge. usually from as skank who'll bang just about anything.Someone who's drippin slop all ova the show.
Look at her dripping Yolk and gabble all over the joint. Get the bitch a drip tray. Nah get away from me! cus Honestly! Eeeeeeeew! Aaaaah she's chasing me...aaaaahhh im gonna slip in it!
by Mike June 11, 2004
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nizzo

Fo shizzo ma nizzo!
by Mike January 15, 2004
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groin

something I pulled once, that felt so good I pulled it again, and again......
when wearing kevlar, the groin is the most important area of protection
by Mike January 18, 2005
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crabbing

crabbing is an act of mutual mastubation between a man and a woman. the man will place his thumb inside the females anus and place his index and middle finger inside the vagina at the same time, making his hand in to the shape of a crabs claw, whilst opening and closing his "claw"!
she was riething in pleasure when i gave her a good crabbing
by mike January 06, 2004
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preet

someone guys dream about having a passionate relationship with but in reality they cant even come close! this person is Hottt with capital "H". Preet's tend to get along with everybody and share there love. Love and emotions are greatly involved in this persons life. preet is the girl you know you want and need but cant have! this person is extremely loyal to the person she loves
by mike February 28, 2005
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