MIKE's definitions

cracker (here in the uk)

1)shes a cracker
2)this new coaster is a cracker

1)shes a good looking woman
2)this new ride is brilliant

get my meaning

by mike December 13, 2003

Springie

1. A new skirt that became popular with young females in the spring of 2004; low rise, form fitting on the top half; vertical pleats or "ruffles" on the bottom half; very short skirt, often seen in pastel colours, can be purchased at abercromie, hollister, etc..

Origin: Two men sat on the porch, discussing how attractive the young women look in the new style of skirt. Sick of calling the new style of skirt "new springtime skirts", they formed the world "springie" to refer to the skirts they enjoy.

Oh man, all the girls are wearing springies tonight!!!

I totally want to rail some girl while she is still wearing her springie.

I love it when the springie bounces up and down due to its ruffles!

by Mike May 18, 2004

getting turboed

When you are on a computer with a power and a reset button, and you tell someone to press the "turbo" button, which is really the reset button. They will think that it makes the computer go faster, but in reality, they will lose all of their work.

Joe asks Justin, "Why is my computer going so slow?" Justin says, "Maybe you should press the turbo button!" Joe presses it, and loses all of his work, seven times. What a gay. Joe just shoed getting turboed sucks.

by Mike September 20, 2006

beataff

north burnaby pronounciation of "beat off" basically it's someone who is a loser, and doesn't go out, and stays at home and beats their own dick because they have nothing better to do

those notre dame guys are beataffs

by mike February 18, 2004

Snafu

Murphy's Law for the Military; acronym for Situation Normal, All Fucked Up

We planned the the latest mission for three days, but as usual it was a real snafu when it finally happened.

by Mike March 20, 2004

buttpoo

Another term for taking a dump or "dropping a deuce."

How's your buttpoo?

by Mike March 31, 2003

headmade

produced by natural human intelligence rather than by intelligent machines, robotic minds, software programs etc.

In the future age of artificial intelligence, headmade things will be valued as high as handmade objects in the industrial age of mass production.

by Mike April 9, 2011