salvia

Salvia Divinorum, hallucinogenic herb of the mint family. Related to sage. Very, very strange, possibly the most bizarre drug out there. The buzz is unique and at the higher levels is beyond mind-blowing in its sheer oddity.

I smoked some 5x salvia leaf and thought I had become a pillar of glass that was supporting the sky while the ground beneath me became a river of leaves.

by mike March 26, 2004

Pickle Tangle

In a tight spot or complicated situation

Mike found himself in quite the pickle tangle when he realized there is no more toilet paper and he's made such a mess.

by Mike October 21, 2004

danza slap

Tony Danza was NOT a Porn Star. What happens is the woman is giving the man oral sex and the man will ask "Who's The Boss?" If the woman says "You Are" the man will forcefully slap her across the face with his wang and say "Wrong, Bitch! Tony Danza's the boss!"

I gave her a hard Danza Slap after she said I was the boss.

by Mike November 28, 2004

goose

The command given to admit defeat by the weaker of the two parties. Only will a true unworthy individual ever fathom saying this humiliating word in the presence of another person.

The whip cracked across her ass when all that could be heard after was,"Jebus Mike, Goose already!"

by mike April 15, 2005

The dimick

A hellish nun. Here deputies are the blob, the saint, and the one know asthe Jane.

Dimick has ordered the rape of many. Among the few who have survived are: me :p, Don Hock, Shil, and a handful of others (soon to be 0)

by mike May 14, 2004

crt

Cathode Ray Tan- an extreme level of paleness often found in computer geeks resulting from a lack of exposure to natural light.

Guy 1: hey man u so pale, I see you been working on your CRT.
Guy 2: yeah been playing Starcraft for 2 weeks straight
Guy 1: Got sunglasses *squint*

by Mike December 26, 2003

.tk

www.dot.tk gives away free domain names to anybody that wants one u should try it if u have a website

www.ecko124.tk i got a free domain name u should to

by mike July 06, 2004