MIKE's definitions

nub

a half cut off finger

yo man I like da nub! Wut Happened?
I cut off my finger fixing my car and i was left with da nub.

by Mike February 9, 2004

dirtbike

Noun: High speed off-road racing motorcycle. 2 strokes and 4 strokes.
4 stroke dirtbike = GOOD
2 stroke dirtbike = BAAD

Types of dirtbike:
Trailbike, Trials bike, Motocross bike

I jumped my dirtbike 135 feet.
He did a sick whip on his dirtbike

by Mike January 4, 2005

Scheme

A really cool functional programming language, derived from LISP. Makes cool data strucutures like lazy lists easy to make.

Scheme totally kicks ass.

by Mike April 15, 2004

Steel Pipes

An aggresive, irratible and unkind indivual.

A real son of a bitch. (see asshole)

1.Steel Pipes made out with Dan's girlfiriend right in front of Dan.

2.Steel Pipes just walked into Sean's house, made him self a bowl of cereal, told Sean's mom to go to hell and then just walked out the door flipping everyone off on his way out.

by Mike April 15, 2004

chidub

slang term for chill.
chi -dub- double L

yo man chi dub.
chidub from the feet up.
im just chidub'in

by mike August 1, 2003

Newton

When you beat off while taking a shit, while timing it so you drop a huge log right as you spurt, causing an "equal but opposite" reaction.

He's been in the bathroom for a long-ass time...

Yeah, he's probably pullin' a Newton

by Mike July 25, 2008

Trangitis

The way I feel sick when I am without Trang, alone or with other people. At this time it is not believed that trangitis is contagious.

Symptoms of trangitis include lonliness, loss of appetite, difficulty concentrating, and an inability to smile without thinking about Trang.

by Mike December 6, 2004