MIKE's definitions

grundle-oid

a word used to trick people into using in a graded piece of schoolwork

Base word of grundle

Person 1: "Hey i cant think of a word that fits into my essay"

Person 2: "You are probably thinking of grundle-oid"

Person 1: "Whats that mean?"

Person 2: "Its too hard to explain, just put it in, it will make u look smart."

by mike January 5, 2005

wilk

1) a combination of whiskey and milk
2) awesomeness

Mike mixed whiskey and milk for breakfast and felt like shit afterwards, he drank alot.

by mike August 3, 2004

The Spa-Cheemi Chin

When a male sits on a female's face, she licks his balls while he grinds his butthole on the point of her chin, leaving her with a mini-goatee.

Last night I gave your mom a Spa-Cheemi Chin !!

by Mike March 23, 2005

Mount Saint Mary's College/University

The best competition between the female race. We got your bitches from New York, the sweethearts from Maryland, and the typical jersey girls. The double standard is at an all time high around the Mount. The quiet preppy girls who pop their collars during the week turn into dirty whores on the weekend. The girls try to keep it quiet but the guys have locker room talks. Now dont get me wrong the males arent getting off easy... oh wait they do. Most Long Island guys are the biggest assholes you'll ever meet. Basically you hate New York in general after meeting them. Jersey boys are either gangsta or gay and PA boys are immature. Maryland guys are divided into two. Ones from b-more are preppy sons of bitches but if their anywhere west they are the nice guys.

*New Yourkers
*Jersey
*Marylanders

by Mike April 10, 2005

shlurping

a gay man taking a stray and inserting it into another gay man's buttox. Then SHLURP IT OUT!!!

Hey honey lets shlurp after we scre each other tonight.

by Mike September 11, 2003

crakalackin

What a easy going player says to a fly hunny. Means whats popping sugar momma. And yes it is crakalackin not whatever the hell the other one was. It is a bastardation of "what's crackin" which is a bastardation of "whats going on" which is a bastardation of "what are you doing fine young fellow."

Yo, whats crakalackin sweet thang?
What up boy, what's crakalackin tonite?

by mike December 7, 2003

Waterloo

The fucking gayest school in the land. Is located in Northeast Ohio. All the teachers are gay, and the principal is fat. Not to be confused with phat.

Dude, School is gay.

You must got to Waterloo.

by Mike March 27, 2005