MIKE's definitions

downerr

person that's always depressed

Yes Christina, downerr is a word... now.

by mike April 16, 2005

APO

Authorized Personnel Only

Hey , APO beyond that door!

by Mike February 15, 2004

crunked

To get completely fucked up, by either drinking or smoking.

I got crunked last night.

by Mike January 7, 2005

Cock Foul

1. A term that describes person who is both a cock block and frecuently commits party fouls, espically around girls you are attmpting to hook up with.
2. The combination of the words, "cock block" and "party foul."

Mike is at a party. Mike is talking to this fucking hot ass bitch named Corona. Then Mike's dueschbag friend precedes to approach you. Okay, not so bad. Who cares if he looks like a decroded piece of crap? Maybe you can score some sympathy sex, right? Wrong. Mike's friend then happens to stumble (after his whole two beers) and spill his entire drink all over the leg of Corona. Yes, now his name is Cock Foul.

by Mike September 21, 2004

Dreamshake

Basketball move. When your back is to the defender and you give a few quick left-to-right minature juke moves before turning around and shooting.

I've been rockin' the dreamshake this entire game.

by mike March 21, 2005

dotis

The small area between the testicles and the anus.
A.K.A.Gooch

Bob has a hairy Dotis.

by mike March 31, 2003

Quantum Leap

Theorizing that one could time travel within his own lifetime, Doctor Sam Beckett led an elite group of scientists into the desert to develop a top secret project known as "Quantum Leap."

Pressured to prove his theories or lose funding, Dr. Beckett prematurely stepped into the Project Accelerator, and vanished......
He awoke to find himself trapped in the past, suffering from partial amnesia and facing a mirror image that was not his own.

Fortunately, contact with his own time was maintained through brain wave transmissions with Al, the Project Observer who appeared in the form of a hologram that only Dr. Beckett can see and hear.

Trapped in the past, Dr. Beckett finds himself leaping from life to life, putting things right that once went wrong, and hoping each time that his next leap will be the leap home..........

You know, maybe this quantum leaping isn't such a bad deal after all. Getting a chance to put things right, to make the world a better place - who knows what I can accomplish before I'm done.
-- Sam Beckett, "Genesis"

by Mike January 24, 2004