MIKE's definitions

Urgh-hurgh!

Term of exasperation used to command somebody to do something when one is particularly livid - but at the same time amused - about something.

(e.g. When the oven is dirty after someone has used it but "forgot" to clean up after themselves.)

"Clean! Now! Urgh-hurgh!"

by Mike February 22, 2004

Moent

see kaffir full length is moentoo

That kid pics his nose like a moento

by Mike May 2, 2003

Bloody Larry

Death by excessive blood loss from the penis.

Mike F. masturbated to a picture of K. Didda so much, he suffered a Bloody Larry.

by Mike November 27, 2003

geltab

Form of acid (LSD) made by mixing up liquid acid (dissolved in alcohol) w/ plain gelatin and food coloring. Then its pressed into individual doses.

Damn man, you had those purple geltabs yet? I took 1 and I was trippin balls the whole night.

by mike March 6, 2004

handjob

funniest. word. EVAR.

While playing scrabble, I spelled handjob for 57 points.

by Mike September 15, 2004

ethictatorship

dictatorship of ethics.

The worst thing that can happen to ethics is its usurpation of power: ethictatorship. The police within us. There is nothing more immoral than the institutionalization of morality.

by Mike February 10, 2021

gunch

The nastiest cunt imaginable.

Holy shit, Azza's the worst GUNCH I know.

by Mike May 13, 2005