MICHAEL's definitions

prairie dogging

When you have to take a crap so bad that it feels as though the turd is moving in and out.

I have to use the restroom so bad that Im prairie dogging it.

by michael November 11, 2003

King Karma

A killer Rock band.

King Karma rocks!

by Michael August 7, 2003

duck sick

when a guy receives oral sex. (created by one drunk Mark P. while trying to say "dick sucked")

I'm going out with her tonight and I hope I get my duck sick.

by michael March 24, 2004

snizzy

adj., 1. of or relating to "snizz" or female genitalia generally or to women, usually hot ones; 2. something complicated, embroiled, generally negative; 3. sometimes used interchangeably with minegar

Whoa, look at that snizzy girl -- I bet she's dirty!

It was a snizzy situation, man, way too complicated to explain.

by Michael June 30, 2005

brentchwood

Brentchwood, to become one with nature.

She walked through the forest, looking around her and breathing in the fresh forest air until a feeling of brentchwood fell upon her.

by Michael November 20, 2004

m.i.l.f

mother.id.like.to.fuck

his mom is a m.i.l.f

by michael October 7, 2003

I don't think you're fat

Guyspeak for "who cares, just open your legs". Used to get a girl into bed, regardless of her actual weight.

GF: I hate my body - do you think I'm fat?
BF: I don't think you're fat.

by Michael December 29, 2003