MEGAN's definitions

smimy

a particularly large, disgusting looking piece/portion of roadkill, usually squirrels but also including dogs, deer, rabbits, spare tires (if they are covered in blood), chipmunks, rodents, hairy animals, or celebrities, with lots of blood.

Holy piss, that was the biggest smimy I have ever seen! Turn around so we can take a picture of it!!

by Megan December 31, 2003

Rainbow Cheesecake

Starting Your Period.

Random girl: Eeek!
Other random girl: What?
Random girl: Rainbow cheesecake!
Other random girl: Eeek!

by Megan November 7, 2004

turtles

travel in damn flocks not herds

Whoa, look! A flock of turtles!

by Megan September 11, 2004

dropping the kids at the pool

When you get the intense feeling of a desperate need to take a BIG shit!!

Man can I call you back, I need to drop the kids off at the pool.

by megan July 7, 2004

bert mccracken

Bert McCracken is one of the hottest guys alive along with Quinn Allman and Branden Steineckert who are also in the greatest band ever! I LOVE YOU Bert! I'm your biggest fan ever!~LOVE~

Bert McCracken is the hottest man alive in a former drug addict kind of way!

by Megan May 13, 2005

pussy boy

An adjective describing a male who has no penis. This male is often a dumbass, can't kiss, cries, grabs his own ass, walks funny, and carries an odor.

T.C., you are a pussy boy.

by Megan December 16, 2002

burnt bacon

a black lesbian

"man i dont want no damn burnt bacon this time"

by Megan April 23, 2004