ME's definitions

Cux

The act of masturbation or pleasuring oneself by touching one's genitals with a household object. i.e spoon, blender, hose, toothbrush.

1 I cuxed with a calculator last night! It was fucking awesome!
2 Did you hear that Susie can cux? I heard she uses a eyelash curler!

by Me April 12, 2004

NWA

Not Without Asswelts

Marge: "Where's Bart?? He snuck out to that rap concert!"
Homer: (removes belt) "Well, if he did, he'll be NWA. Not Without Asswelts."

by me February 15, 2005

ong bak

verb; to fly at onther with ones knee extended, with intet to hit and injure using said knee

Master: I'm gonna ong bak you bitch!
*Bitch gets knee in the face*
Bitch: Ow!
Master: BITCH!

by me March 15, 2005

hot garbage

bull crap / not true

when someone tells a lie, they're full of "hot garbage"

by me January 8, 2004

titty tucker

AKA Hotdog...(reference the original definition)...and just picture it.

Dick: Honey, how bout a titty tucker!
Honey: Is that a new kind of bra?
Dick: haha...I'll show you...

by Me March 14, 2004

prostitution

Sex for pay. "Profession" defended by sexophilic liberals and lazy white trash.

As long as its two consenting adults, who cares if they spread diseases and destroy families.

by me August 23, 2003

Kurt Cobain's killer

Courtney Love

She killed him!!!!!!!

by me November 11, 2003