ME's definitions

Smacktard

1. An idiot, online or offline. The kind of person with such high hopes for the future you wouldn't be suprised seeing them smacking a retard on the street one day.
2. Someone who actually goes around smacking retards.

The smacktard team shot me in the head spamming the phrase "I pwned j00!!!111"

Three smacktards were arrested for assault.

by Me July 6, 2003

Parrot

Placing your penis on another person's shoulder, resembling a pirate's bird.

"Dude, I can't believe you just parroted me."

by Me February 18, 2004

teacher

Someone who's ruining others lives and is getting paid for it

Man my teacher give me so much homework that I can't come with you, I'm gonna kill him

by Me June 9, 2004

kajillion

1000 bajillion

Timmy's back went out a kajillion times last week.

by me August 26, 2003

shweet

Awesomely sweet. Way better than sweet.

Man, that ride was shweet.

by Me March 15, 2005

phic

phantom fanfiction. some dedicated fans like to change all the f's in a word to "ph", making it uniquely phantom. also known as "phanphiction".

She loves reading phics that feature Erik and Christine.

by Me March 15, 2005

Survivor

(n.) TV reality show that first aired in the summer of 2000. Has gay contestants/winners such as Richard Hatch. Obviously this show isn't getting as much attention anymore now that it's on its 5th or 6th season. Only rich golf playing fur coat wearing losers care about it now.

Survivor used to be good, now it sucks.

by Me September 28, 2003