ME's definitions

kiss

The best band ever in the history of rock!!! (also the best band in anything else) the original line-up is Gene Simmons, Ace Frehley, Paul Stanley, and Peter Criss. Kiss is AWESOMMMEEEEEEE...KISS RULLLLLEEEEESSSSSSS. I LOVE KISS!!!

KISS RULES!!!!....you wanted the best, you got the best, the hottest band in the world...KISS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by ME June 30, 2004

captain planet

three words: he's the devil
he is summoned up by Gaia worshiping hippie fucktards into wicca

Ted Turner has serious mental issues.
captain planet is the gayest thing ever
even Richard Simmons is saying "god damn that show is gay!"

by me April 8, 2006

metamorphosis

(n)- CD created by Hilary Duff's computerized voice, contains certain computerized songs such as "coming clean" and the very few songs that she does in fact sing sound like a drunk girl moaning into a microphone

Brainwashed Ten Year Old: I LOVE METAMORPHOSIS BY HILARY DUFF IT'S AMAZING!!!!!

Smart Person: AAAHHHHH!!! MY EARS!!!! I'M DEAF!!!!! I JUST LISTENED TO METAMORPHOSIS!!!!

by me April 15, 2004

ski

When a girl gives to guys a handjob at once with both of her hands.

"She skiid us both last night"

by Me April 17, 2004

parents

people who feed me clothe me and bathe me till im 21

your parents

by me December 6, 2003

cornflaked

Wones self is drunk.

I got cornflaked last night.

by me May 13, 2005

Fat Wanker

A great big fat nordic wanker

A Flower

by ME December 4, 2003