ME's definitions

smart transfer

An Oxy moron. How could it be smart to transfer a customer of yours to a sales person who will likely sign them up for something that they did not want, need, or agree to sign up for.

I am going to smart transfer this old lady so she'll get slammed into signing up for a credit monitoring program for hundreds of dollars more than it's worth.

by me July 11, 2004

Fruit Punch Special

The act of homocide during sexual intercourse with a female, spilling her bodily fluids on the sheets, resembling a fruit punch stain.

My sex life was in the dumps, but then I tried the the fruit punch special and I'm with a new girl every week!

by me October 19, 2004

hairdryer

A word used to describe someone who is sexually attractive.

It is certainly not under any circumstances something you would ever use to describe something you dry your hair with.

"She's such a hairdryer!"

by Me December 24, 2004

Klondike Bar

You guess ;)

What would YOU do for a klondike bar?

by Me June 24, 2003

applesy

Of, or relating to being an apple.

This pie is very applesy, even for it being a cherry pie.

by me March 8, 2004

splaazz

that sound a fat guy (or chick) makes when falling into a pool

did you hear that splaazz!? WTF!

by me April 23, 2005

oral exam

Giving oral sex, either to a man or a woman.

Later on she is going to give me an oral exam.

by me June 24, 2004