Bazooka Joe

Sexual act which may occur after blowing a load into the ass of another individual. Said individual would perform a bazooka joe if he/she slow farted and blew a bubble of jizz into the face of it's original owner.
Sherly bazooka joed me last night when I fell asleep!
by Max February 25, 2005
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light green

what you want your weed to look like
dude check out these nugs, this is some light green shit dog
want a gram of some light green?
by max March 13, 2005
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earlier

Means hello ,the opposite of the word 'later' (duh)
"Earlier"

"alright man"
by max May 19, 2005
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wardrobe malfunction

The 'accidental' revelation of cleavage on national television. for you dumbasses out there, "When dat bitch showed dem tittays on da tv yo"
Thats what you get when you let MTV run the halftime show. greedy corporate bastards.
by Max May 11, 2004
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chocolate pancake

A man takes a large shit on a woman's chest and hits it firmly with a canoe paddle (or any other near by object). Optional: Syrup can be added to the pancake by pissing all over the now flattend shit.

This activity is best done in someone else's bedroom.
Dude, I executed the best chocolate pancake the other night! And since I'd be drinkin, there was plenty of syrup to go around!
by Max August 19, 2004
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Seraph

A melancholy Angelic Being known for massive slaughter and amusement. Wields a legendary Zweihander named 'The Hand of Lord Aaron'. Excellent lover.
Seraph is t3|-| |_33Yz()12!!1111!
by Max August 12, 2003
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lunkass

n.

1. Someone who is incapable of mobilizing themselves.

adj.

1. Extremely absurd or tedious.
2. Not pertaining to anything of true importance.
n.
"He could come out tonight but he's being a lunkass and playing X-Box"

adj.
"That test was fucking lunkass"
"I would come over but I have to do lunkass chores"
by Max June 16, 2004
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