R.T.R.

Abbreviation for "Right Turn Retard". A Right Turn Retard is a driver who takes much too long making a right turn, thus needlessly blocking the right lane (or, in some cases, the only lane) of traffic. For similar left-turn phenomenon, see L.T.L..

Why can't this R.T.R. go just a little faster.

by Matt January 16, 2005

World Domination

1. See Microsoft
2. To own the world. Often used in the same sentence as Nintendo, Sony, Microsoft, Bill Gates, America, and George Bush

Microsoft is so huge we might as well give them the world, geez.

by Matt March 14, 2003

Carwash

when a male either blows a load, or pisses on a females face and then proceeds to flatulate on the females face.

I gave the girl last night a carwash.

by Matt August 26, 2005

Slutitude

Maximum Slutosity. The act of being uber sluttish

Devin showed off her slutitude today by wearing a miniskirt and see through tube top

by Matt March 05, 2005

Kershnoppel

To humiliate utterly.

Matt Kershnoppeled Amer.

by Matt December 12, 2003

nut butter

semen, cum, sperm, splooge, anything ejaculated from the penis that comes from the nut, or scrotum.

My nut butter went all over josh's face

by matt September 08, 2003

Lilac

A very beautiful flower, and coincidentaly the favorite flower to the most beautiful women in the world.

Jamie loves lilacs. They smell almost as good as she does

by Matt August 30, 2004