Definitions by MAtt

scruple 

to ejaculate or defacate on ones face

I scrupled on that bitches face like a toaster strudel.

scruple by matt February 28, 2005

roark 

Sound made by engineering students at times of extream stress. It is believed that it helps to ease the stresses caused by 5 years of hard work.

Student: Rooooooaaaark Rooooooaaaaark, ah thats better.

roark by Matt February 28, 2005

sock badger 

Creature which lives in washing machines and makes its nest with socks. Never been caught, but the presence of odd socks in the wash is evidence of their existance

The sock badger has been at my socks again.

sock badger by Matt February 27, 2005

murple 

v. murpled, murpling, murples
1.The action of a left fielder calling off the other imaginary left fielder.
n. murple
2.A moment of extreme ignorance in an otherwise seemingly familiar situation.

As the fly ball was hit to the left fielder, he made a murple catch.

murple by Matt February 27, 2005

Girls 

In the Amusement Park we call life there is one ride that never seems to end. The roller coaster ride of Girls.

Sometimes it makes you wonder what life would have been like to just be a pansy and ride the Merry-Go-Round.

When does this hellacious ride end!?

Girls by Matt February 27, 2005

sloger

putting your foot in a chicks pussy and dancing a jig.

tyrell loves to give slogers,he is a professional

sloger by matt February 26, 2005

pratting 

the act of sexual intercourse

teds gonna be pratting harriet tonight

what she needs is a good pratting

pratting by matt February 26, 2005