MAtt's definitions

pokey jabby

What we use to mix a bowl of partially smoked ganja. Usually a screwdriver of some sort or a pair of tweezers.

The bowl ain't done... let me pull out my pokey jabby.

by matt February 20, 2005

fagmotron

(noun) describes a person who demonstrates continual, blatant and monotonous homosexual behavior brought on to fit with a growing societal trend making them seem robotic

Chris' leather chaps, Hitler stash, and nipple piercings made him look like a fagmotron.

by Matt March 15, 2005

mixed messages

A situation in which a person is receiving verbal or nonverbal cues that seem to contradict each other, from another person. Typical reactions to this behavior are confusion, anger, and a willingness to cease communication with the person.

A friend tells you he wants to remain "just friends," and then proceeds to call you every day, text message you twice a day, and express how much he misses you on a regular basis.

by Matt April 9, 2005

gibby

Slang for a Gibson guitar. Used by half-assed people and fake punk queers.

"He was hella jammin on that wicked '67 Gibby V!"

by Matt December 5, 2003

lool

Coined by Matt, in #stanton.. a famous derivation of 'lol'

<Socrates> I have sex with men for money.
<MichaelB> Redhat doesn't even release the source to their server!
<Matt> lool.

by Matt March 24, 2003

R-Town

R-Town representa

see also Rowlett

G-Town Killa

by Matt June 13, 2004

shlade

one who has perfected the art of slacking off

when will shlade show up? well he said half an hour, so i guess a couple hours from now. you know how shlade does it.

by Matt January 19, 2005