swamp ass

when someone has a horrible case of encrusted or wet poo in their ass

by Matt September 25, 2003

Fire Crotch

When your crotch is on fire

My joint fell in my pubes, now I gots me a fire crotch

by Matt September 30, 2004

Bounce-Back-Ability

The word was first used by Crystal Palace manager Ian dowie after his teams 3-1 home win against Wimbledon on. Saturday 31st January.
For this word to get into the english dictionary it must be used by a wide range of public.
Most famously is was used in the houses of parliment by a top MP!

My team showed real Bounce-back-ability today.

by Matt October 23, 2004

Pud

Old mans ball sac

by matt August 03, 2003

suicide by cop

Throwing yourself into a situation that will result in death by the police.

Police tell you to get down and put your hands on your head. You pull out a black cap gun and take aim while running towards them.

by Matt March 07, 2004

Nerasila

Person who is not up to date with current lingo.

I had to explain "macking" to Lisa, when it comes to hip speech she is a total nerasila.

by matt February 09, 2005

titty mcfuck tarts

arguable the most offencive comment in the english language, extreemly offencive, because asians cannot say this word,

Man 1: You're A Gay Homo
Man 2: STFU titty mcfuck tarts
Man 1: im sorry mr man 2....im gonna go cry myself into a comma if u dont mind....

by Matt June 18, 2006