morbid angel

Original death metal band from Florida. Featuring Trey Azagthoth on guitar and Pete Sandoval on drums. One of the best bands ever.

Morbid Angel's album Altars of Madness kicks your ass.

by matt September 28, 2006

shmeat

when he/she sucks in a persons entire genital girth. you know this happend when your genitals feel like they have been stuffed hastily into a pool vacum followed by a slurpy "thlump" noise. After this greedy display of "wanting of the Cock/beaver", you can actually feel the persons molars grind away at you naughty bits.

This wanna be slut tried to shmeat me but all that got her was a broken jaw.

by Matt April 10, 2004

Pr0nulatory extravagance

showing extreme coolness.

That is a cool flash animation

re worded: That flash animation is pr0nulatory extravagance.

ex2. Dude thats pr0nulatory extravagance

by Matt November 16, 2004

huzzie

the exact opposite of what is said in the above definition

not a slutty whore

by matt June 12, 2004

Slice of Heaven

Hitting someone in the face with a used condom turned inside out (cock and cum side out).

My roommate bitched about being sexiled, so I gave him a slice of heaven with the condom I used.

by Matt April 12, 2005

fahrenkamp

1)a very smart action

2) an extremely smart person

He pulled a fahrenkamp and aced his test

by matt October 06, 2004

inferno

a feeling after butt-secks

my ass feels like a raging inferno.

by Matt January 09, 2004