quarter pounder with mayo

a anorexic skank after you have rooted her with no rubber so she has cum dripping out of her slit, looks like the hamburger from mac Ds
i made a quarter pounder with mayo last night
by matt July 26, 2003
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Serifuckingously

An exclamation meaning "seriously" but with an added bit of extremism, and vulgarity.
Person 1: Man, it's really snowing out there.
Person 2: Serifuckingously!
by Matt February 24, 2005
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famangie

A man usually named nick having gay butt sex with a man who just had munged a woman, while cross dressing.
dude did you famangie last nght?
by matt August 18, 2003
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cyst

some fat kid enjoys poking my cysts.
by matt October 26, 2004
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NSBM

(Acronym) A standard etla for a devout catholic/christian who believes in No Sex Before Marraige.
Man, don't hook up with Maria, wont get anywhere, shes so NSBM!
by Matt July 26, 2004
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Beadle's About

A cautionary exclamation usually uttered after breaking wind in order to warn those around you of the imminent smell. Derived from the television show "Watch Out, Beadle's About!" in which chirpy bearded funnyman, Jeremy Beadle, played convoluted pranks on an unsuspecting member of the public.
Crispin: Watch out, everyone, Beadle's about.

Helen: Did a rat die up your arse again,
Crispin, coz THAT STINKS.

Crispin: I did warn ya!


Note: Deviations on the same theme are also possible, eg. simply using the word "Beadle" to denote a flatulent eruption - "Sorry guys, I've just dropped a Beadle"
by Matt April 27, 2004
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scally

low life scum who think that they are hard because they have no or little education. Don't seem to realise that employers couldn't give a shit that someone can fight. each scally is apparantly his/her own person but they all seem to wear the same white addidas track suit. generally tend to say the word fuck a lot.
that scally prick sucks more cock than my ex-girlfriend
by matt March 21, 2004
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