MAtt's definitions

ibk

Idiot Behind Keyboard; usually the cause of 99% of errors on computers.

An IBK error occured when Mary forgot to plug the computer in.

by Matt September 7, 2003

beastial

Huge massive cock like oversized, way oversized

That guy's cock was beastial.
It was so beastial that it ripped her a new one

by Matt February 7, 2005

Ya mum

1.anything and everything
2.a phrase to use when ur in a tight corner

Bill: i beat you at pool yesterday.
bob: So did ya mum

Bill: ur a dumbass
bob: so ur mum
Bill:tell me the distance from the earth to the sun then.
Bob: The same as ya mum

by Matt November 30, 2004

Cockeater

One who's diet is based primarily on cock

James is such a Cockeater!

by matt April 5, 2004

ODB

Old Dirty Bastard, founded of the Wu-Tang clan

ODB founed the wu-tang clan

by Matt November 14, 2004

refl

A variation on "rofl" which is stupid and sounds like crap.
Refl is easier to say.

Guy: I think your sister died
Other Guy: refl

by Matt October 15, 2004

melbourne

Melbourne is home to the F1 and arial ping-pong. City is very dull in terms of architecture. A poor version of Sydney. Sydney is now ranked higher in the quality of life scale for cities around the world. Will always live in the shadows of Sydney.

AFL is only played in Melbourne, what a fucking excuse for a sport.

Melbournians think they are the shit.

Melbourne<Sydney

What the fuck is there to do in Melbourne?

by Matt April 12, 2005