MAtt's definitions

ashen

The greatest single metal band from Middletown, Rhode Island.

The ASHEN show last night was fucking sick nigga! or, ASHEN's undefeated!

by Matt January 4, 2005

Big Boss Man

A mildly obese prepubuscent child known for his black kevlar vest and his constant entertaining of the legendary 5th period. Also known as "Big Bitch Man"

The kids were throwing shit at Big Boss Man as usual.

by Matt February 26, 2004

Shitacular

Something that went wrong or something that happened and was extremely shitty

Getting your dick caught in the toaster is shitacular.

by Matt April 17, 2003

perfekt

Andrea, who also happens to be perfect

"Andrea is perfekt"

by Matt September 3, 2003

Enzo

One of the fastest cars. Made by Ferrari. Approx $700,000. Top speed: 217 MPH. Not too many in the U.S. Totally awesom car.

"Holly shit that Enzo is fast!"

by Matt August 4, 2004

derby

Simply the best place in the world, with an ammmazin football team, (much better than f**est)

If i could choose one place to live, it would be somewhere as good as Derby

by Matt October 25, 2004

Thatchers

Lady balls (referencing former Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, Margaret Thatcher.

"In Florida, Rep. Kathleen Harris is spending $10 million of her personal savings to run for Senate, while she's under scrutiny for receiving $32 thousand from the same defense contractor who bribed Duke Cunningham. Folks, that takes balls. Lady balls. We call them...Thatchers."
-Stephen Colbert

by Matt May 12, 2006