MAtt's definitions

pokey jabby

What we use to mix a bowl of partially smoked ganja. Usually a screwdriver of some sort or a pair of tweezers.

The bowl ain't done... let me pull out my pokey jabby.

by matt February 20, 2005

Tomasian

An "Asian" who is exhibiting a healthy red glow, often caused by the "Asian" being inebriated by a relatively low dose of alcohol.

"You're such a Tomasian Huy!!!"

by Matt February 20, 2005

28 days

a fuckin crazy aussie band that deserves far more recognition...they also love drinking and drugs, no to mention being dickheads

1) 28 days are fuckin rad

2) 28 days can fuck off

by Matt February 22, 2005

CMS

Cant Make System.

Cannot make a good cms System.

THW-Dave Cant Make Systems!

by Matt February 22, 2005

happy meal surprise

It is when a guy is doing a woman from behind and pulls his penis out and spits on her back to say he has already cummed, so the lady turns around and he blows it in her face!

ahhh done(the guy). ok(the girl). Bang in your face bitch(the guy)!

by Matt February 23, 2005

Serifuckingously

An exclamation meaning "seriously" but with an added bit of extremism, and vulgarity.

Person 1: Man, it's really snowing out there.
Person 2: Serifuckingously!

by Matt May 13, 2005

ass hole

Where Gay people go to show there love.

1st gay man: Man i love u so much.
2nd gay man: Dont tell me tell my ass hole.

by Matt May 13, 2005