21 definitions by MArko

The act of taking a shit with one or more of your friends in a public restroom.
"Hey guys, lets take a team duece, then shower, and head out to pick up some tramps..."
by MArko June 24, 2004
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a topic on urbandictionary.com that has been used to discuss the pros and cons of ipods between viewers. Besides it is too expensive and the only reason it has more sales than any other is because people are stupid
read all of the other entries to see what i mean
by MArko April 14, 2005
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When someone fucks a prostitute doggie style and then proceeds to donkey punch her knocking her unconcious thus not having to pay. And while exiting the premises you yell "the price is right, bitch!"
"While attending a bachelor party in Vegas I "Bob Barkered two whores in one night." "The price WAS right!"
by MArko June 12, 2006
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Broom(N): Long, thin handle with brush at one end, used for sweeping floors clean. Not too difficult to understand, eh?
"Get a broom, sweep this floor."
by MArko November 12, 2004
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YO...I heard that scott goes home and disimperpreates

scott-no i dont

other guy-you dont eat..ha
by MArko March 17, 2004
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Tubthump(V): to have sexual intercourse in one's bathtub

Alternates: Tubthumping: Amusing song that has nothing to do with the actual meaning of the word
"Haha I tubthumped your sister/mother/cousin/girlfriend/dog!"
by MArko November 10, 2004
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Floor(N): (1: Very large place where lazy people put thier stuff.
(2: Place indoors where people walk.
(1:"Where's the remote?"
"On the floor."
"Where's the stove?"
"On the floor." <lights go out>
"Where's a torch?"
"ON THE FUCKIN FLOOR!"

(2: "You walk on the floor"
by MArko November 11, 2004
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