awful

Used mostly by females and camp men when flirting, in a situation where they wish to suggest a favourable response whilst maintaining an incredibly thin veil of mock-regency virginity.

man flirting with woman: let's go for a drive
woman: you are AWWWful (meaning yes)

by mark January 11, 2005

Zoi

1: Noun- A person who has been known to have a way of confusing you, but still makes it all right.
2: Verb - To catch on fire, set an item on fire, to mispell the easyest of words.

1: "Geeze. the way you said that makes you sound like Zoi"
2: "Well..you see.. I pulled a sort of Zoi and set my let on fire"

by Mark November 26, 2003

wisey

a man whose spouse regularly cheats on him with members of the West Indian community

Leroy, Winston and Delroy have been round to sort out that fat wisey's missus

by mark September 09, 2003

guideon

a person from a mental institution

altzimers dementia insanity

by mark January 09, 2004

clive muncher

anyone who enjoys eating muff for long periods of time

ben jones loves to clive munch all the time

by Mark March 16, 2004

most extreme elimination challenge

1) Scenario:
A male contestant dressed in a roll of bamboo shoots must climb up a hill covered in foam, while avoiding giant acorns being rolled down the hill at him. The starting point at the bottom of the hill is covered in bushes.
2) Action:
The contestant is hit by rolling acorns and is forced back to the starting point.

Commentary:
"Well I guess after taking a few nuts on the chin, it must feel pretty good to be back in the bush".
All very legitimate and wholesome when taken in context.

by Mark January 06, 2004

be the boner

when seeing someone, to act indifferent by not calling or pursuing them so that they realize your value

she was going all girlie on me, so i had to be the boner so that she would value me as i am

by Mark October 23, 2003