spider kiss

when you press your asshole against your womans lips or vice versa
my ole lady was pissing me off so while she was sleeping i gave her a spider kiss.
by Max April 10, 2003
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Mayhem

Black metal legends. Quite possibly the coolest fucking band in existence. Has a very violent history.
by Max April 02, 2003
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Bazooka Joe

Sexual act which may occur after blowing a load into the ass of another individual. Said individual would perform a bazooka joe if he/she slow farted and blew a bubble of jizz into the face of it's original owner.
Sherly bazooka joed me last night when I fell asleep!
by Max February 25, 2005
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Seraph

A melancholy Angelic Being known for massive slaughter and amusement. Wields a legendary Zweihander named 'The Hand of Lord Aaron'. Excellent lover.
Seraph is t3|-| |_33Yz()12!!1111!
by Max August 12, 2003
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lunkass

n.

1. Someone who is incapable of mobilizing themselves.

adj.

1. Extremely absurd or tedious.
2. Not pertaining to anything of true importance.
n.
"He could come out tonight but he's being a lunkass and playing X-Box"

adj.
"That test was fucking lunkass"
"I would come over but I have to do lunkass chores"
by Max June 16, 2004
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Don

daaaamn, don's in oakland again.
by max October 24, 2003
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lohikan

the best camp on the face of the earth
22B and 16A 2004!!!!!!!!!!
lohikan is the best camp
by maX March 16, 2005
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