wounded pirate

After getting great head from Denise, I pulled out and sprayed her in the eye, then I kicked her in the shin. As she hobbled after me down the hall, she resembled a "wounded pirate."
by Matt September 02, 2004
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knuckle nuts

Trever asked Bob to hit him in the balls for pleasure.
by Matt August 28, 2003
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diaper

For f**ks sake, its a nappy
Bob has s**t his nappy again
by Matt March 05, 2005
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Shocks

1.Huge tits, with lots of clevage.
2.Lots of plastic in them tits.
Damn, shes got some nice shocks
by matt November 29, 2004
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sloger

putting your foot in a chicks pussy and dancing a jig.
tyrell loves to give slogers,he is a professional
by matt February 27, 2005
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Homsar

The captain of the Gravy Train, he is also master of Jenga-Jam. Sadly he lost his parents when young, most likely in a Jenga-Ship shanking incident, and was raised by a cup of coffee. Known in the past as a song from the 60's, and the Ghost of Christmas Past. He holds many parties, complete with refreshments and tree hugging.
I-i-i-i'm Hom-m-sar! Pishoo!
by Matt November 24, 2003
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tokyo breakfast

An unaired TV pilot featuring a group of Japanese people who say 'nigga!' a lot.
by matt February 04, 2004
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