After getting great head from Denise, I pulled out and sprayed her in the eye, then I kicked her in the shin. As she hobbled after me down the hall, she resembled a "wounded pirate."
by Matt September 02, 2004
by Matt August 28, 2003
by matt November 29, 2004
by matt February 27, 2005
The captain of the Gravy Train, he is also master of Jenga-Jam. Sadly he lost his parents when young, most likely in a Jenga-Ship shanking incident, and was raised by a cup of coffee. Known in the past as a song from the 60's, and the Ghost of Christmas Past. He holds many parties, complete with refreshments and tree hugging.
I-i-i-i'm Hom-m-sar! Pishoo!
by Matt November 24, 2003
by matt February 04, 2004