MATT's definitions

click

Military term meaning 1 Kilometer.

The DMZ is 20 clicks to the North.

by Matt August 26, 2004

Samhain

One of the 8 Sabbats of pegan religions. Celebrated on Oct, 31 of every year.

I had a fun Smahain.

by Matt February 10, 2005

cockfire

when yur fucking a girl that can no longer get wet, and the friction builds up so quick that yur dick and her puss become aflame

hey bitch look at my cockfire.
your dry puss has set my bush on fire, and it smells like shit!!

by matt March 11, 2005

the bends

1. the most badass radiohead CD ever created. its was their second and best

the bends kicks fucking ass

by matt August 6, 2004

nerdle

a musical act that lacks in talent. preferably three friends from brisbane.

"hi we are the band called nerdle"

"hi i'm Matt, and this is Jamie and Reuben, and we are in a band called nerdle."

by matt June 19, 2004

plurt

The sound of which a penguin is said to make.

"Plurt!" said the penguin.

by Matt December 11, 2004

beastial

Huge massive cock like oversized, way oversized

That guy's cock was beastial.
It was so beastial that it ripped her a new one

by Matt February 7, 2005