MARK's definitions

nirvana

great band they had simplicity in their music and didnt need and computerized crap like linkin park and limp bizkit. Nirvana and other seatlle grunge bands gave us a few years of good music and then it gradually turned to mainstream stuff which is all about looks and who appears the most "ghetto"

A great band

by mark September 7, 2003

ringsmack

A definite gay person who is likely to chase you round the garden. Likes gardening and pays special attention to water features. A constant masterbater

He is a ringsmack.
What a rinsmack.

by mark September 10, 2003

guideon

a person from a mental institution

altzimers dementia insanity

by mark January 9, 2004

mushrooms

a fungus that is eaten like a vegetable

I like mushrooms on my pizza. ;)

by Mark September 11, 2003

grape

to rape someone by putting a couple of fingers up into her and rubbing her g-spot until she cums, usually while a couple of other guys are holding her in place.

I graped Sally while Mike and Dave held her. She was like embarrassed to tears at how hard she came.

by Mark May 13, 2005

Lampin

verb: To just chill back and relax while being totally unproductive

"Said she's just lampin, chillin on campus" - Kanye West -

by Mark December 12, 2004

wisey

a man whose spouse regularly cheats on him with members of the West Indian community

Leroy, Winston and Delroy have been round to sort out that fat wisey's missus

by mark September 9, 2003