MARK's definitions

Granny sucker

someone who likes sucking off granny's (an insult i made up).

Man your such a fucking granny sucker!!

by Mark January 21, 2004

rmp

Read my profile, usually used of AOL Instant Messenger.

Screename: Hey rmp.
Buddy: Ok.

by Mark May 13, 2005

Bum Cheese

When a gay man allows sperm to go hard in his ass

"I havent washed in like a week, i still got bum cheese in my gay ass"

by mark March 22, 2004

chocolate speedway

A popular phrase that refers to acts of anal penetration. See also up the pumper and up stinkhole cove

"Yo man, like I was sayin', Tamsin refused to take it up the pumper or up stinkhole cove, but man she couldn't say no to a little chocolate speedway!"

by Mark November 23, 2003

l0l

An alternate saying of lol.

Mikez92: whyd the chiken cross teh road?
ajnko40: l0l i noe this one!!!!
Mikez92: olo
Mikez92: lol**

by Mark September 6, 2005

jadakiss

the biggest loser rapper that ever lived.Everyone thinks he is sooooooo great. WEll guess what he ISNT!!!!!he is disliked by me and a loser named ryan.I cant rap for crap. but ill have u kno that he SUCKS. he is the biggest gay rapper every. HE is a wansta and he is just plain bad. SO to my conclusion, jadakiss is the biggest loser gay, crapy rapper , wangsta, retarted, stupid gay ever. ANd everyone on this page likes him..well i got news for you..HE SUX..he is worse than mark bellhorn and that is saying alot.oooooooooooohhh low blow.

jadakiss is a horrible rapper

by mark April 24, 2005

Banapple

The crossbreed between a banana and an apple. I came up with it during my AP Chemistry class. also see banapple snapple

Mom: What kind of fruit do you want?
Kid: Get me a banapple, bitch!

by Mark December 7, 2003