Donkey slapper

In the south, a squatted truck with straight piped exhaust that is ridiculously loud. Typically driven by a fuckboy with permed hair and a flatbill hat and Instagram name on the back window. They are often found driving through Walmart in the evening.

I saw a donkey slapper at Walmart and there was a douche canoe giving head to his homosexual fuckboy in the front seat.

by MAGA 101 January 12, 2019

Sequem

The spot between the shaft and ball sack

I hate when braces get caught on my sequem when she goes deep.

by MAGA 101 January 12, 2019

ArmorAll dick

After sex, when your penis is shiny like a dash with fresh ArmorAll.

She will shine one up for you so well you will be walking around all day with an ArmorAll dick

by MAGA 101 January 21, 2019